Thursday, August 6, 2009

Japan - Maximum Destruction

A couple of cool guys went to a seemingly pretty cool place. Most people call it Japan.


Most people also know that Max^3 are cooler than humans and you can't do anything better than them and if you try, you'll embarrass yourself and fleas from a 1000 camels will swarm around you and infest your armpit hair. I don't want to shave, so i'm not going to try. Follow the links for a better story than I could ever tell :


Fact #1 : Ninjas are good Cooks

Fact #2 : Ninjas love Bright Lights, Department Stores and Cool Guy Drinks

Fact #3 : Ninjas flip out all the time and build Temples

Fact #4 : The Purpose of a Ninja is NOT to dress like freaky little girls

Fact #5 : Both Ninjas and Fishermen prefer to Kill really early in the Morning

Fact #6 : Ninjas can Pause their own Backflips



All in all, Japan was cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.



1 comment:

Mutation's Cantation said...

ninjas r cool and so is japan and so are you!