Realizing that some didn't grow up in the 'west side' of Modesto, you probably don't know what 'step off' means. I will allow Urban Dictionary to tell you :| Step Off | ||
| You would use the term when you think it would be in the best interest of the party/s or person/s confronting you to leave and/or leave you alone. It should be stated with feeling. You best step-off, ese (see definition 3)! | ||
Well, needless to say, it wasn't the warmest welcoming i've had, but the Carolinians were actually rather hospitable and less rabid than MLE Scott Card.
Yes, 1 morning i went jogging through a forest and onto the campus of the University of North Carolina
(i later discovered that there are 16 UNC, this one had nothing to do with tar heels, but rather 49ers) and on my way home i became dreadfully lost. i found my way to a main road and jogged towards what i thought would be the right direction. as i jogged i approached a band of orange-vested trash-picker uppers in my path, but as i neared the sheriff was kind enough to grab her night stick and force the 5 into the weeds until i safely passed. the generosity! hail the queen of the south!
well, we celebrated the velvet's 28th year with some golf and deep fried sushi and general conference and $5 movies and insanely whimsical conversations, the last being 1 of the many reasons i hail the Velvet Cowboy as the most hilarious and nonsensical Westerner i know. To him and his hilarity, i dedicate the rest of this entry. i present, with great admiration, Velvet Cowboy's gstatuses, which i have been gathering silently from afar over the past month, starting on 10/10/08 until 11/19/08. It is my hope that you won't be offended, but if he does, Prepare to Step Off -Day 1 - did you ever let a cowboy sit on your lap?
Day 2 - don't run with circumscissors
hot circle of garbage (office)
romulan holiday
mitt romulus
not with a bang, but a whimper
black math -1=1
and the award for most liberal interpretation of fundamental math goes to... jarom!
and the award for needs to go to the bathroom goes to... jarom! (then mark!)
i prayed for moisture and now i wet the bed
i prayed for moisture and now i wet the bed should i divide by zero just to see what really happens? (in response to my
maybe on prop 9
NO WAY on 13 (hate you 13)
yes on preparation H
ich bin laden (in response to Jeff's, Wendy's and mine statuses all in german)
well jingle my bells
jingle them all the way
happy halloween my lovelies
people could endure anything except wild dogs: Madsen
♫ welp, i'm off to see the wizard
everybody likes it, but nobody wants to see how it's made
if a tiger eats you, you'll be the first to know
once property stops equaling work, society fails with the explanantion = i just made that up and i'm going to try to pass it as a bill on capitol hill with fries. free french fries for any member of congress that votes for it)
the organ trail
wight lendy! (i'm doing it wrong, aren't i?)
i want a girl with an hourglass soul
pythagorean serum
you won't like me when i'm encouraged
cut me, rabbi. i can't see out there
will be in the land of the lightly salted lake on the 16th of december
SOLD!
2 comments:
you missed the bit about his mizuage being up for auction. that's what was SOLD! cursed economic crisis - I couldn't put up a bid to compete with Zantar's.
Did you visit Emma Lee's Famma Lee? You could have visited the home of my first conscious memories, you know.
I, too, am in awe of Velveteen's comedic micturation. How I wish he had been a full-figured Crusader instead of a Jarom subcontractor.
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